Academics and Stuff
We strive to prepare students to make meaningful contributions to society as engaged citizens and leaders. It's really kind of on the student though. We can't work miracles.
Piles and Piles of Books
Remember these? Ah, you are probably too young. It's sort of like a print out of all the websites on the internet. Crazy, right? And we've got them.
Cutting-Edge Research
We don't have all of the answers. Not even most. So we encourage innovation and discoveries vital to our understanding of what the heck is going on.
Ensure Tools
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Topiary Philosophy
Study of the subliminal symbolism and philosophical significance of topiary gardening, and what it says about its practitioners.
Manual Automation
Overview of the future of engineering automation which retains intentional break points requiring manual oversight to secure a human workforce.
Goblin Economics
Economic effects of public spending, debts and taxation on the goblin community with a special emphasis on fiscal policy and inflation.
Business Acronyms
Learn the difference between CRM, CPM, CTA, CTR, CMS, CPC, CFO, CPA, CSS, CPU and more as we examine the language of business.
Inflatable Architecture
Once thought of as only appropriate for children's birthday parties, inflatable architecture is on the rise. How? Why? Prerequisite: PHIL237
Advanced Guessing
Most of your life will be spent guessing at the right answer. This course will give you the tools you need to be better at it.
History of Clickbait
Learn 8 simple tricks to help save you from falling victim to clickbait tactics. Just click here. Prerequisite: ENG225
Intro to Candy Dispensers
Once sugary treats were dispensed directly from the package into the consumer's hand. Discover how candy distribution has evolved in our survey of delivery mechanisms.
Zippers
From the history of Yoshida Kōgyō Kabushikigaisha founded by Tadao Yoshida in 1934 to the Great Button Fly Recession of 1992, we'll cover all you need to know about zippers.
No time for classes? Just download a degree.
If all you are looking for out of your education is a piece of paper, we can help with that. We've built an elaborate Degree-O-Matic platform that allows students to type in their name and field of study and get a printable degree instantly. No fooling.
Lecture Series
Author Michael Buchmiller will be reading from his upcoming book The Apathetic Pony: 7 Ways to Stand Out in Business Without Really Trying, followed by a virtual autograph session. Follow us on Instagram for details.
Campus Store
Coming soon! Show your school spirit with official university merchandise.
